Script for show
*Shihab walks onto stage with crowd applauding and intro music*
Shihab : Thank you *with gestures* (applaud dying down)
Shihab: Thank you please have a seat thank you so much everyone *crowd woos*. Welcome to Saturday night with Shihab, i'm your host....Shihab *audience low laughter*. On tonights show we have a very special guest but before we get into that, I came across something very peculiar recently have a looks at this.
*show video*
Shihab: (after trying to hold in laugh) a squirrel ladies and gentlemen, I mean i have so many questions like (laugh) how on earth did she have the time to grab a damn squirrel and then was her husband just like watching as she like chased *audience laugh* i don't know, but thats not all earlier this week was the the annual surfing contest heres what one contestant had to say take a look at this.
*show video*
Shihab: yeah totally get you dude *audience laughter*, and finally normally when you go the beach you expect nice weather, sun shining waving...waves but you'll be glad you weren't these poor sightseers.
*show video*
Shihab: Laxatives and seagulls, great way to spend your freetime, but dont worry everything is fine now....the seagulls have been treated *audience laughter and applause* alright thank you lets crack on with tonights guest *audience wooing*. This producer has made over 5 award winning films *audience woo* his last film was the number 1 film in the UK *audience woo* and his latest film is set to hit cinemas later this month, ladies and gentlemen please welcome Selim Nas *applaud and cheer*
*Applaud and cheer until both greeted and seated*
Shihab: So glad you could make it tonight how have you been
Selim: yeah not too bad just really tired from all the production work.
Shihab: i can imagine, now i'm hearing that (laugh) you had some trouble getting past our security at the security door when you arrived here, is this true.
Selim: ahh (embarrassed) yeah, your security team had no idea who i was, i dont think they recognised me from the last time i came here, with the beard and all.
Shihab: in fact we actually have a picture of the last time you came on the show
*show picture of Selim*
*audience laugh*
Selim: I thought we had an agreement that that would never ever be seen
Shihab: ...sorry what was that you want us to show another picture
Selim: NO
*Audience laughter*
Shihab: I mean its not that bad, any who you've been busy with filming how has that been.
Selim: Yeah its been interesting you know, its never easy to get actors to come together and adapt new characters but we got there in the end.
Shihab: i'm hearing that you had to work with the likes of actresses such as Mercedes Harrison and Afsana Begum how was that?
Selim: ah honestly i've never worked with such drama queens, after every scene they'd requested to see how they look and they spent ages just getting ready, it was a real struggle but like i said they're two amazing actresses who were perfect for the job.
Shihab: any message you want to give them?
*camera zooms on Selim*
Selim: ah yes i do in fact......you need to pay for my therapists after what you two put me through.
*audience laughter*
Shihab: ...sorry what was that you want us to show another picture
Selim: NO
*Audience laughter*
Shihab: I mean its not that bad, any who you've been busy with filming how has that been.
Selim: Yeah its been interesting you know, its never easy to get actors to come together and adapt new characters but we got there in the end.
Shihab: i'm hearing that you had to work with the likes of actresses such as Mercedes Harrison and Afsana Begum how was that?
Selim: ah honestly i've never worked with such drama queens, after every scene they'd requested to see how they look and they spent ages just getting ready, it was a real struggle but like i said they're two amazing actresses who were perfect for the job.
Shihab: any message you want to give them?
*camera zooms on Selim*
Selim: ah yes i do in fact......you need to pay for my therapists after what you two put me through.
*audience laughter*
Shihab: So moving onto a bit more about yourself news is...that you are expecting your first child.
*Audience woos and applaud*
Selim: ...I am? *audience laughter* i'm joking.
Shihab: your wife is watching this you know *audience laughter* someones sleeping alone tonight
*audience laughter*
Selim: Yeah my wife's 25 weeks pregnant now and...lets just this isn't just stressfull for her, I mean i'm making endless trips to the grocery store to get chocolate on end. and the nagging I mean its all a lot to take in.
Shihab: ...you poor soul, its not like your carrying a human inside of you or anything *audience laughter* now you've gone from sleeping alone to sleeping outside *audience laugh*
Selim: crap (laughing) but yeah I couldn't be happier
Shihab: (sarcastically) of course *eye contact with camera*
*Audience woos and applaud*
Selim: ...I am? *audience laughter* i'm joking.
Shihab: your wife is watching this you know *audience laughter* someones sleeping alone tonight
*audience laughter*
Selim: Yeah my wife's 25 weeks pregnant now and...lets just this isn't just stressfull for her, I mean i'm making endless trips to the grocery store to get chocolate on end. and the nagging I mean its all a lot to take in.
Shihab: ...you poor soul, its not like your carrying a human inside of you or anything *audience laughter* now you've gone from sleeping alone to sleeping outside *audience laugh*
Selim: crap (laughing) but yeah I couldn't be happier
Shihab: (sarcastically) of course *eye contact with camera*
Shihab: um, the audience may not know this but (towards audience) me and Selim actually went to the same school as youngers and I thought what a better time to test our friendship other than now (bring out two whiteboards) *smile at Selim* *audience giggle and woo*
Selim: Im confident in myself so lets do this
Shihab: mm we'll see we'll see, so for those of you who dont know how this goes a question will be asked for both of us to answer and we have to write down what the others answer would be, if you get it right thats a point, if you get it wrong then....well you're just a really bad friend *audience laugh*
*PLAY GAME*
(after game has finished)
Shihab: Alright ladies and gentlemen that is all we have time for tonight please give a round of applause to our guest Selim Nas *audience applauds and woos* thank you for watching and GOODNIGHT!
Shihab: mm we'll see we'll see, so for those of you who dont know how this goes a question will be asked for both of us to answer and we have to write down what the others answer would be, if you get it right thats a point, if you get it wrong then....well you're just a really bad friend *audience laugh*
*PLAY GAME*
(after game has finished)
Shihab: Alright ladies and gentlemen that is all we have time for tonight please give a round of applause to our guest Selim Nas *audience applauds and woos* thank you for watching and GOODNIGHT!
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